[JUST4FUN] Things you should never say to a DJ!!

23Mar08

Just for Fun – Outlandish Statements

1. PLAY SOMETHING GOOD, SOMETHING WE CAN DANCE TO!
2. WOULD YOU PLAY SOMETHING WITH A « BEAT »!
3. I DON’T KNOW WHO SINGS IT AND I DON’T KNOW THE NAME OF THE SONG
4. EVERYBODY WANTS TO HEAR THIS!
5. NOBODY WANTS TO HEAR THIS
5. EVERYBODY WILL DANCE IF YOU PLAY IT!
6. I CAN GET LAID IF YOU PLAY IT!
7. I WANT TO HEAR IT NEXT!
8. WHAT DO YOU HAVE?
9. HEY, NOBODY CAN DANCE TO THIS!
10. PLAY IT SOON BECAUSE WE’RE LEAVING!
11. PLEASE PLAY « ********** », ITS MY BIRTHDAY
12 WHEN WILL YOU PLAY IT?
13 MY DAD/ROOMMATE/EX WIFE/STEPSON OWNS THE CLUB, PLEASE PLAY
14. CAN I DJ?
15. Im a dj also, you should play ***** and mix it with *****.
16.’I’m the owners girlfriend and he wants you to play this song…’
17. Can you please play it again
18. Is it gonna be this music all night??
19. Can you play song no « ** » on the disc « * » of « Random unheard of compilation » CD
20. Hey! Where can I buy dr**s »
21. Can I leave my coat in here ?
22. Where is the cloakroom/toilets/bar/exit??
23. Can you make an announcement that its my Birthday
24. How much should I pay you to play « ********** »
25. Did you see the girl/boy I came in with ??????
26. ‘Jack and coke please’
27. Do you have a pen?
28. Are you the DJ????
29. ‘Can I plug my ipod in so you can play MY music’
30. You Should play (insert name of the current biggest track here) and see how eveybody will dance
31.Hey! This is a good track!.Can I take your cd home???
32.Can you play something faster
33. Do you have a microphone to shout out my birthday ?
34. You got any R+B and Hip Hop ? (When playing house) & Vice Versa
35. Can I look thru your music/cds/records
36. Hey, what happens if I pull out this ? (When using Serato).
37. Can I play with the knobs ?
38. « you’re really good for a girl » !!! haha
39. Dont mix in or out of the song , just play it from the beginning to the end
40. What you got a laptop for (while using serato)? Bet it mixes it all for you…..that’s cheating!
41. While using serato with a laptop  » hey, can i go on faceboook on your laptop.? »

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* Sam Young (London)
* Dan Healy (London)
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